Saturday, December 17, 2005
Things I'm not gonna miss about Seattle:
1. Fat fucks everywhere. I mean really fat, like 400 pounds fat.
2. Hundreds of Subways, no BK.
3. People who aren't even homeless asking for change all the time.
4. Getting up before noon.
5. My annoying bitch of a roommate who doesn't shave her pits and has saggier tits than a 70-year-old.
# posted by nWooch @ 2:16 a.m. 
