Saturday, December 17, 2005

 

Things I'm not gonna miss about Seattle:
1. Fat fucks everywhere. I mean really fat, like 400 pounds fat.
2. Hundreds of Subways, no BK.
3. People who aren't even homeless asking for change all the time.
4. Getting up before noon.
5. My annoying bitch of a roommate who doesn't shave her pits and has saggier tits than a 70-year-old.

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Look at their crappy mountain, if you can even call it that. Thing is pathetic. Embarassing really.

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That's where I am right now, dreaming about slacking off for the next 8 months.

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January 22: Bucs at Seahawks, NFC Championship

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Look at their crappy tower, if you can even call it that. Thing is pathetic. Embarassing really.

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Saturday, December 10, 2005

 

I sucked at snowboarding, but at least I didn't have a near-death experience and spend the next few weeks in the hospital hopped up on morphine.

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I avoided the hills that I couldn't see the top of.

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Looking sexy. The snow bunnies were all over me.

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I'll go with option A.

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I'm excited to go snowboarding, the guy behind me is excited to get pole.

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The Panthers are gay as well.

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Saturday, December 03, 2005

 

Everyone heads to Starbucks with a smile on their face.

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Their mascot is Chewbacca in a Sonics uniform. I woulda gone with R2D2, or Leia in a gold bikini.

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Second best jam of the night. Lebron had the best, and without a trampoline to boot.

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Danny Fortson gets tossed. Amazingly, the Sonics are able to recover from this death blow and hang on for the win.

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Ilgauskas causing trouble.

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Lebron bricks a layup.

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Lebron bricks a free throw.

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Lebron bricks a 3.

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I wonder if the blimp is filled with beer.

# posted by nWooch @ 7:45 p.m. 0 comments
 

Thankfully these guys agreed, so they put the dude back in his box and took him away.

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The halftime entertainment set off my gaydar.

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Obligatory cheerleader shot.

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Thursday, December 01, 2005

 

The people here are hilarious. Everyone went home from work at 2 today because it was snowing. No snow even accumulated on the ground. Even worse, the intern ski trip may be cancelled if it snows too much. I also hate how Americans don't know what a toque is and don't use the metric system.

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