Wednesday, November 30, 2005
Shockey was as shocked as I was when his kicker missed a game winning field goal, and then another, and then another.
Sunday, November 27, 2005
I went to the Gun Range today and fired a gun that looked like that, which is to say it looked like every other gun to my Canadian eyes. Before they gave me the gun I had to go through their infallible security system of paying $10 and giving them my drivers license. No loopholes there. Apparently entire families like to shoot guns together. This place put Chuck E. Cheese out of business. I'm having my next birthday party there. I saw a kid that looked to be about 9-years-old firing a gun as long as he is tall. I'll sleep safe knowing he won't be able to pull off a drive-by for another 7 years, unless he uses his bicycle, though he'd probably fall off when he fired the first shot. The shooting itself was okay. I'd rate it somewhere below bowling. It would have been better if I got to shoot something other then paper targets. You have to take some lessons before they let you shoot the Blacks, queers and cripples.
Saturday, November 26, 2005
Tomorrow I am taking my American-citizenship test, that's right, I'm going to the shooting range. I will tell you all about it if I'm not dead or in jail.
Thursday, November 24, 2005
Fenix TX hasn't forgotten how to rock. The highlight of the night was definitely the Journey cover.
Houston Calls. Forcing their kid into piano lessons finally backfired on some unlucky asian folks.
Note to the promoter: Don't book a show in Seattle when MXPX is playing down the street.
You know those wieners who don't drink beer? Their Cokes cost more than my beer. That'll learn 'em.
Saturday, November 19, 2005
Tuesday, November 15, 2005
This was me on Sunday except it was fatter, drunker and rainier.
Friday, November 11, 2005
This is Bryce, his brothers Lance and Troy aren't in the band.
Thursday, November 10, 2005
Bright Eyes in the hizzy. Some bum thought I was taking a picture of him. If I wanted a picture of a bum, I'd use my own.
Monday, November 07, 2005
I'm not surprised to see MJ in Vegas, though I didn't think he'd be wearing his uniform.
Saturday, November 05, 2005
Watching the Leafs at the Bellagio when Johnny Chan and Chau Giang walked by.
Chan: Who do you have?
Me: I'm sorry John, I don't remember.
10 dollars!? This better be the best damn Rye and Ginger ever. [drinks Rye and Ginger] You got lucky.
Thursday, November 03, 2005
A long crunch didn't keep me from staying up to date on the games.
Round 4: The Buffet wins in this round via TKO. I didn't eat again until dinner the next night.
Round 3: Back to the main course. I actually ate some lamb. Baa!
